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A girl broke down crying when I told her i wouldn’t be serving her because her ID was clearly fake. She then wished death upon me. 11. From a customer at a country club… I’ve been taking Viagra for my sunburn. It doesn’t cure it but it keeps the sheets off my legs at night.

You shortchanged me by a penny, I bet you stole it- you ought to be fired, let me speak to your manager.” The mom's response: "Haha! Well, that's just how kids are, you know. You'll understand once you decide to finally grow up and have some." When I first got with my partner we were at it all of the time, trying new moves and weren’t afraid of anything! TL; DR: Hope you enjoyed your French Dip with secret sauce. See you next Tuesday. 13. UGH. I can’t believe this lady… The annoying thing about Christmas is running out of batteries because the kids want them for their toys. I’m sorry, but if Christmas is coming – so am I.” – Sarah MillicanIt's kind of a happy ending though, stupidity saved the day and the boy now has the vaccinations he should despite his insane father. Anyway, he invited them both to our house that night and they both brought their kids, who were all around my age. There were 6 of us kids in all.

After the laughter had subsided, the teacher glared at the student, and said, "Not an excuse, you can use your other hand to write." Turns out, she’d been throwing away clothes instead of washing them. She claimed she didn’t know she could, yet she washed her undergarments and bras without a hitch.

I know if I let myself succumb to my own desires, I get pulled into a spiralling circling of thoughts and actions that led me to make decisions that placed my wife’s health and my health in danger. The nurse at the sperm bank asked me if I’d like to masturbate in the cup. I said, “Well, I’m pretty good, but I don’t think I’m ready to compete just yet.”

Remember that most people care more about themselves than other people. So, allow people to talk about themselves, rather than always trying to be the center of attention," Dan said that hosts should allow their guests to shine and should avoid being overly ego-centric. He's against vaxinations, because he thinks everything in the world is a government conspiracy and he's also a nature freak who believes in homeopathy. He believes clay has a lot of almost supernatural healing qualities. When he lived in Denmark he and his wife couldn't enroll their son in kindergarten unless he had some basic vaccinations because that's the law.

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There are any number of unforgivable dinner guest faux-pas, everything from a guest refusing to take off their stiletto heels on your new softwood floors (I’m Canadian and we don’t wear shoes indoors at parties!), or bringing extra guests or kids to a dinner party when they were not invited (no, just no), to refusing to try anything served to them, or haranguing others about their diet choices," Jessica listed just some of the ways that guests can make the host feel bad about inviting them. I lost my virginity under a bridge. I was having sex with this poor girl and I was trying my best, but I was like Scotland at the World Cup – just happy to be there.” – Russell HowardAn old man and an old lady are getting ready for bed one night when all of a sudden the woman bursts out of the bathroom, flings open her robe and yells "Super Pussy!" The old man says "I'll have the soup."